You know you're a mom when...

you realize it was a bad idea to down a Dt. Coke 30 minutes into your 4hr drive - AND - your baby is sound asleep in the backseat.

So, you drive 80mph, without stopping, to make it home before you wet your pants. You somehow manage to evade radar detectors, set a record time: 3hr 15min, and your baby sleeps the WHOLE way! Oh - and you make it to the bathroom JUST in time.

Yup, that's how you know you're a mom.