This is a real squirrel. We squirrels don't appreciate your threats. If you don't want your precious pumpkins eaten by squirrels, don't leave them outside. If there were Tom's donuts left out in your house, I bet they'd get eaten too.
Also, we have a pool going on when Cooper will break another window. That dog is nutso, but hilarious. And now that you've threatened us on your blog, we will be messing with him more than ever.
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ReplyDeleteThis is a real squirrel. We squirrels don't appreciate your threats. If you don't want your precious pumpkins eaten by squirrels, don't leave them outside. If there were Tom's donuts left out in your house, I bet they'd get eaten too.
Also, we have a pool going on when Cooper will break another window. That dog is nutso, but hilarious. And now that you've threatened us on your blog, we will be messing with him more than ever.
Sincerely,
Squirrel, the Squirrel, Esq.