A 'Dear John' letter to...Virginia

Hi Virginia, it's me - Jack. I want you to know that I broke up with you today. Please don't call me or come see me (do you know my address?). I have already moved on to a new nurse. Her name is Deb. She is young, dark complected, and she smells like perfume. She says I'm "cute." And she introduced me to a new doctor...Dr. Molly. I like her, too.

So - see ya around, Virginia! Maybe I'll bump into you when you're smoking outside one of my favorite dining establishments.

Have a good life,

Jack

Jack's stats:

Weight: 21.6lbs (14%)

Height: 30" (27%)

Head: 46cm (23%)