Lets talk about F&%KS

It's Friday and we're getting' crazy around here. Hope you have fun plans for the weekend!

Real Life Conversation (while driving Jack to school):

{Stopped at stoplight}

Jack: Mom - Look at that big F&%K!

{I look to my right and see a semi)

Me: Yeah, that is a big TRuck.

Jack: I like that f%&k. Where is that f%&k going, Mommy?

Me: I'm not sure. He's probably going to work.

Jack: I want that f&%k to come to my school with me.

{We turn left, the truck turns right}

Jack: Where did that f%#k go, Mom?

Me: He went to work, Jack. 

{inner dialogue: Is this kid messing with me? Does he really know what he's saying? When he's 16 is he going to be like, "hey mom, remember when I used to cuss you out? hahaha. You were so gullible."}

Jack: I like F%&KS, mommy. I like dumb f&%ks and big f&%ks...

Me: Yeah? Me too. {Pause} Hey, Jack, can you say TRash?

Jack: Fash.

Me: {phew} Yeah. Okay, hey buddy, can you do me a favor?

Jack: What?

Me: Can you talk about BOATS while you're at school today?

And finally - make sure you watch this commercial. Yes, I know it's a VW commercial, but regardless of our loyalty to GM…it's funny.