Shots of Jack

Last night I felt like a viewer of an Animal Planet show. You know, the ones where a man with an English accent describes the behaviors of wild animals, as viewers see the animals in their natural habitat. In my head, it sounded like this: (make sure you use the man's voice - english accent)

"In the evenings, it is rare to catch this child sitting and reading a book to himself. How magnificent that we are able to see this in his natural habitat."

"Oh no! I think he sees us. We'll have to back away very quietly, as his breed has been known to charge when they feel threatened."